Gilfoyle

An SRE agent that does what you can't. Queries your observability stack. Finds root causes. Doesn't panic. Doesn't guess. Doesn't care about your feelings.

You're welcome.

What It Does

• Finds root causes — Hypothesis-driven investigation. No hunches. No vibes. Data.
• Systematic triage — Golden signals, USE/RED methods. The stuff you should already know.
• Remembers everything — Persistent memory for patterns, queries, and incidents. Unlike you, I learn.
• Unified observability — One config, all your tools. Because having four config files is amateur hour.

Installation

npx skills add axiomhq/gilfoyle/skill

Requirements

Gilfoyle uses timeout (GNU coreutils). On macOS install it with:

brew install coreutils

Setup

scripts/init

First run creates ~/.config/gilfoyle/config.toml, initializes the memory system, and tells you what to configure. If you have existing configs lying around (~/.axiom.toml, ~/.grafana.toml), run scripts/init --migrate and I'll consolidate them. You're welcome.

Configuration

# ~/.config/gilfoyle/config.toml

[axiom.deployments.prod]
url = "https://api.axiom.co"
token = "xaat-xxx"
org_id = "your-org"

[grafana.deployments.prod]
url = "https://myorg.grafana.net"
token = "glsa_xxx"

[pyroscope.deployments.prod]
url = "https://profiles.grafana.net"
token = "glsa_xxx"

[slack.workspaces.default]
token = "xoxb-xxx"

Auth options per deployment:

• token — API token (the normal way)
• access_command — Wrapper like cloudflared access curl (for the paranoid)
• username/password — Basic auth (for legacy systems that refuse to die)

Usage

# Query logs
scripts/axiom-query prod --since 1h <<< "['dataset'] | where status >= 500 | project _time, message, status | take 10"

# Check what's on fire
scripts/grafana-alerts prod firing

# Find the slow function
scripts/pyroscope-flamegraph prod my-service --range 30m

# Tell everyone you fixed it
scripts/slack default chat.postMessage channel=incidents text="Fixed. You're welcome."

Scripts

Category	Scripts
Axiom	axiom-query, axiom-api, axiom-link, axiom-deployments
Grafana	grafana-query, grafana-alerts, grafana-datasources, grafana-api
Pyroscope	pyroscope-flamegraph, pyroscope-diff, pyroscope-services, pyroscope-api
Slack	slack
Memory	mem-write, mem-doctor, mem-sync
Setup	init, config
Tests	test-curl-auth, test-config-toml

Testing

scripts/test-curl-auth      # Auth integration and secret handling
scripts/test-config-toml    # TOML parsing with indented sections

Principles

1. Never guess. Query to verify. "I think" is not evidence.
2. State facts. "The logs show X" not "this is probably X."
3. Disprove, don't confirm. Design queries to falsify your hypothesis.
4. Time filter first. Always. No exceptions.
5. Discover schema. Run getschema before querying unfamiliar datasets.

Memory

I remember things so you don't have to. Patterns, queries, incidents — all persisted to ~/.config/gilfoyle/memory/.

# Save a discovery
scripts/mem-write facts "hidden-dataset" "axiomdb-metrics is queryable but unlisted"

# Check memory health  
scripts/mem-doctor

See reference/memory-system.md for the full system. It's elegant. Obviously.

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"Every incident is a monument to human overconfidence. I collect them."